im sorry, you two cant get married. the bible said Adam and Eve, not matthew and ashley. come back when you’ve legally changed your names
I (h)ate everything, a novel by me.
50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
